Tag: funny
group name: lotsofopinions
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April 02, 2007 09:31 AM EDT --
Its been a couple days since I talked with everyone.Hope all is well.I had to work all weekend and thats crazy in its own.I work at a movie theater in consession.So needless to say I have not been on Gather . . .
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March 14, 2009 06:13 PM EDT --
In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on
the world flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu
he came down eight hours short of the 400 day record, his
sponsor had gone bust, his . . .
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March 22, 2009 10:03 PM EDT --
http://www.ducttapeguys.com/topten/index.html
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September 27, 2006 03:46 PM EDT --
Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a
bag of Marijuana earlier this week:
"It's a good thing I had a bag of Marijuana instead of a bag of
spinach. . . .
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September 29, 2007 03:13 PM EDT --
My daughter and I were driving home from lunch and she told me one of her friends was going to see a musical tomorrow night. I asked her which one and she said, "I've never heard of it - it's . . .
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April 18, 2007 10:31 AM EDT --
arc max Jokes
For sherry
Tuesday April 17, 2007
• Parking Meter
• It Just Shows Stars
• Blonde & Overhead Transparancy
• . . .
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March 29, 2007 07:36 AM EDT --
Good morning Gather!!!!!!!
It is 7:27 am est. on a very gloomy Thursday here
How did everyone sleep?
Well point check in this morning ,
I wrote an article yesurday afternoon and I . . .
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January 01, 2008 02:01 PM EST --
I left early afternoon for New Jersey on Christmas Day. Boston South Station was pretty much like a ghost town.
On my way to South Station I get on the subway (red line) .
As im sititng there . . .
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November 30, 2007 12:06 PM EST --
Laws Of Nature & Other Sciences
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, . . .
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April 11, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
ARC MAX
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LOCAL DINER MAKES MATCHES ALONG WITH SERVING MEALS
Abigail Van Buren
DEAR ABBY: I chuckled when I saw the letter from "Eating . . .
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April 12, 2007 12:01 PM EDT --
Late for Work
Hugh came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him.
"What's the story this time. Hugh?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's . . .
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March 29, 2007 11:30 AM EDT --
well here is another set of question about getting to know you but I will make these shorter.
1.Do you have vacation plans this summer and where?
2.Do you still believe in the easter bunny? . . .
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November 05, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
Confessions of a People Watcher @ the Train Station:
Here’s a list of all the happenings and people I saw at North Station today. I figured it was amusing, so I’d share it. . . .
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November 23, 2007 08:06 PM EST --
Confessions of My People Watching: Amtrak Holiday Edition
I dared to travel on Thanksgiving Day!
Everyone is scrambling on the train to get a "good seat ". They . . .
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December 08, 2007 12:01 PM EST --
I'm at South Station (Boston) waiting once again for my Amtrak train to New Jersey to see my love. They have a huge beautiful winter scene set up in the middle of the station with trains going up . . .
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January 11, 2008 09:23 AM EST --
Smile . . It Is Good For You!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" . . .
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April 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
ARC MAX Keep Your Seat
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying . . .
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March 30, 2007 08:52 AM EDT --
well good morning!!!!! GAther
How is veryone today on this chilly Friday morning
Well First order of buiness is point check in i am at 541 in counting
How about you ? Where are you at?
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November 16, 2008 01:00 PM EST --
My husband went to the Burger King Drive-Thru to grab a quick lunch. He noticed a squirrel on the tree branch over his car (my car, actually. He drove my car today). Then he looked closely and found more . . .
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April 15, 2009 03:52 PM EDT --
Hysterically funny site! Be sure to read warnings if you are tempted to try this on your friends or family!!
http://www.ducttapeguys.com/walltapings
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